But enough about you

I just saw Amélie, finally, after having it on my list for years. This (translated) quote may prove relevant to some readers:

Nino is late. Amélie can only see two explanations. 1 - he didn't get the photo. 2 - before he could assemble it, a gang of bank robbers took him hostage. The cops gave chase. They got away... but he caused a crash. When he came to, he'd lost his memory. An ex-con picked him up, mistook him for a fugitive, and shipped him to Istanbul. There he met some Afghan raiders who took him to steal some Russian warheads. But their truck hit a mine in Tajikistan. He survived, took to the hills, and became a Mujaheddin. Amélie refuses to get upset for a guy who'll eat borscht all his life in a hat like a tea cozy.